What A Great Joke!

Part 1
What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza Parlor?
“Make me one with everything.”

Part 2
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the owner a $20 bill. The owner pocketed the bill.

The Yogi said, “Don’t I get change?”

The owner said, “Change must come from within.”

 

 

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